Renee says my recent posts have given her friends headaches, and that I need to lighten up a bit and write something funny again.
So, I did what every good writer would do: I googled “best jokes”. Then, I scrolled down past about 47 pages of adult/dirty jokes until I came to the family jokes section.
Here’s what I got: (Be sure to LOL, and let Renee know that my post brightened your day.)
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
(Sorry, but credit to the joke site is not provided because seeing all of those other jokes might give you a headache again.)