lighten up

Renee says my recent posts have given her friends headaches, and that I need to lighten up a bit and write something funny again.

So, I did what every good writer would do: I googled “best jokes”. Then, I scrolled down past about 47 pages of adult/dirty jokes until I came to the family jokes section.

Here’s what I got: (Be sure to LOL, and let Renee know that my post brightened your day.)

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

(Sorry, but credit to the joke site is not provided because seeing all of those other jokes might give you a headache again.)

7 thoughts on “lighten up”

  1. Thanks, Dale. I am sure my friends thank you, too. How about a post about how much you love your wife or a funny story about one of your children? Those are always crowd pleasers.


  2. What? I didn’t think I would ever post a comment, but here I am. I love you guys, but that was lame. Dale, I like your angst riddled, longing for Jesus blogs. I get excited everytime you have a new one. They leave me thoughtful, my soul is touched and often I find myself weeping. If I want to laugh really hard, I’ll just call your wife or my brother or…Hmmm-I’ll just wait for the next post.


  3. Two peanuts are walking through Central Park (in NEW YORK CITY!!)
    And one of them was a salted.

    It’s funnier when someone else tells it.


  4. You Kidder!
    There’s always something deeper in your stuff…

    Now, is Jesus the Bus Driver or the woman? And if I’m the monkey, won’t I become a new creation? I bet the woman is Jesus here, because she was the baby’s defender. Yeah, that’s it. Thanks Dale- I’ll be thinking about this one for a while.


  5. Well,ok, so I didn’t get a headache this read…I have decided it may be best to read your posts AFTER my morning coffee though. You make me think deeper than I do on a regular basis, so you know it’s gonna hurt the brain……I do appreciate Tony’s interpretation though, that made it so much more for me than a mere joke…..

    & Nathan, whoever you are, that joke was a RIOT!!! I laughed & laughed…..


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